More quotes…
Me: Oh, socially awkward people.
Julie: I hate them.
Me: Oh that’s random. There’s a picture of Robert in here.
Kent: He owes us money. That’s what I have to say about that.
Me: You know how some people just adore kids? Incredibly strong paternal instinct and so forth?
Benson: Yes. And you love dogs. Sexually.
Me: No, that’s sheep.
Kent: I…… think I need to go to Robeks to get myself a carrot juice. And a cookie.
Me: Do you still find Filipino women attractive?
Benson: Hmm, I guess. From a distance.
Me: Ouch. By a distance, do you mean like 20 feet? Or distance as in your penis not inside her vag?
Benson: Yeah, like “oh she’s pretty,” not “oh man, she could get it.”
Me: For the front, the two wheels would be $845 each. The two rears wheels would be $885 each.
Caller: Wow! That’s expensive. That’s almost five grand!
Me: Um. No.. It’s not.
Me: Yay. Shoes.
Julie: Oh you got them already?
Me: Yep. AND my book too. I bought Bourdain’s Kitchen Confidential. With so much self reinventing going on, you’d think that I just broke up with my boyfriend or something.
Julie: Every new haircut = something happened.
Me: Tunnels in the sand are fun.
Benson: Oh yeah. It was a total throwback moment. I sat in front of the sand and thought, “Okay, how do I do this again?”
Me: You know what’s funny? John McClane called earlier today.
Benson: Haha!
Me: I shit you not. That was his name.
Benson: You mean Bruce Willis.
Me: Actually, the phone rang one day and the caller ID said, “Paul Walker.” I got excited.
Me: It wasn’t Paul Walker.
